No problem. Just drop it back off before you go, " he says, procuring a brass key. "And if he puts on Bowie's early stuff and starts sweet-talking, dammit, you run. You run as fast as you can.

Hannah Harrington
No problem. Just drop it back off before you go,...
No problem. Just drop it back off before you go,...
No problem. Just drop it back off before you go,...
No problem. Just drop it back off before you go,...
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I was at a friend's house the other night and the friend had just come back from vacation. He had a lot of things to catch up on and I was helping him do some of it. While we were working, he asked me to help him take care of someone. I didn't know who this person was and he actually was not even his real name.

What he wanted me to do was go to the doctor's office and drop off a package. The doctor's office was about three blocks away and I agreed to go. When I got there, I saw that someone had already gone into the doctor's office to give this person a package, but I wasn't sure if it was what he wanted me to bring or if it was something entirely different. So, as I sit outside this person's house waiting for him to come out, I am thinking everything through in my head about what he might have said when he asked me to come by with this package.

So, when they come out, I say, "I'm sorry, but my friend asked me to bring back something for you." And they said, "Oh yeah? What's that?" "It's a cassette," is what comes out of my mouth before I even stop thinking about what words are coming out of my mouth. And then they look at each other like they are completely surprised by these words coming out of my mouth. It took them both a good minute or two before they realized that I had just said that they were listening to David Bowie early stuff in their car when they were in the middle of sex when they come home from work when it is dark outside late at night when their wife is asleep in bed next door in their bedroom where the only light is coming from the small lamp on their nightstands where she has left her cell phone so that she can have some minimal amount of light so she can see where she is going when she gets up early in the morning when she leaves for work in the morning when she comes back after work when it is dark outside late at night when their house is dark outside late at night. And then they immediately get up every time Bowie comes on the radio because they don't want him too close right now because something like that makes them want him more than any other time ever before ever in their lives right now which is why they drove home with David Bowie on their car radio while having sex with each other right now which might be why this

Source: Saving June

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